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OUT TODAY: Richard Sarvate THEY'RE GONNA KNOW on Blonde Medicine 4/12


Blonde Medicine Announces the Upcoming Comedy Album


Richard Sarvate, They’re Gonna Know



Richard Sarvate's new comedy album, They’re Gonna Know, is out today (Apr 12) on Blonde Medicine.


They’re Gonna Know is an exploration of this modern world we live in where trolls no longer live in caves, but abound in incel forums in the cloud. The internet is out of hand and Richard is not afraid to say it. In fact, Richard isn't sure if he's had a real life interaction in years and it shows in his weirdly detached but somehow relatable style. 


The album also tells the story of Richard buying 300 Bitcoins when they cost $1, and spending them all on magic mushrooms. If we do the math after the boom, that makes for a $7 million dollar trip. Then there's the story about a girl on a dating app who refused to go three miles to see him at a bar, despite her profile saying that she "loves to travel". 


About Richard Sarvate:

Richard Sarvate is like John Wick if his dog never died... so, pretty chill. Being Indian with a name like Richard, his identity crisis is real. He talks about his experience as a first generation Indian immigrant, mental illness, and his time in Silicon Valley. Watching Richard Sarvate perform is hilariously unpredictable. He has a half hour special on Dry Bar Comedy and more than a million followers on TikTok. He can be heard regularly on SiriusXM. He currently resides in Los Angeles. Richard Sarvate gives you his word that he will not let AI take over.


Richard Sarvate, They’re Gonna Know



1. Cool People Go Out On Wednesday

2. Nothing To See Here

3. Pander So Hard

4. What Does Janie Have?

5. Hinduism, Inc.

6. No More Internet

7. Judgy Robots

8. Who Has The Time?

9. If You Like It On Low

10. Does Insurance Cover This?

11. Shut Up, Lionel Richie

12. Sorry, I’m a Feminist

13. Three Months in the Game

14. Practical Guardian Angel

15. 9 Million Dollars and a Bag of Chips

16. Skinny Guy Not In Shape


Richard Sarvate Online:


About Blonde Medicine:

Blonde Medicine is a record label and production company based out of the San Francisco Bay Area. With roots in comedy and music production, they aim to help Artists make great art, no matter what form it may take. Their genre-spanning releases can be found at


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